Melissa Roxburgh Nude Selfie Photos Released -
“Manifest” star Melissa Roxburgh appears to have just released the nude selfie photos above online.
There is certainly no denying the Melissa has a tight fit body that would be perfect for the harvesting of figs, but unfortunately her perky boob bags and overactive tit toppers pose a real danger of taking out someone’s eye.
That is why Melissa desperately needs her breast sacks to be duct taped down behind a thick black wool burka… Although to be on the safe side she should also have her clitoris shaved off with a scimitar, as that is no doubt at the root of her erect milk valves.
You better believe that once Melissa’s sin button is nothing but scar tissue her nipples will deflate and she will stop taking nude pics… Then she can be set to work out in the fields where she belongs… For the medical science behind this is sound.