Hulk Hogan Dead, The Iron Sheik Gets the Last Laugh
Hulk Hogan dropped dead today at the age of 71, and his longtime rival The Iron Sheik is no doubt laughing his ass off in his opulent Tehran palace. Of…
Ozzy Osbourne Dead At 76
Legendary Satanist, reality TV star, and bat-chomping gourmand, Ozzy Osbourne has died at the age of 76. Ozzy is said to have died doing what he loved most… babbling incoherently.…
Pope Francis is Dead; Vatican Eyes Muslim Imam for Papacy
This morning, Pope Francis met a tragic end when his Popemobile careened off a Roman cliff during a reckless joyride through the Eternal City. The Vatican has classified the incident…
Katy Perry Killed In Stupid Space Publicity Stunt
The article below was written before the launch of Katy Perry’s all-female crew space publicity stunt, so some details of her inevitable fiery death may be slightly off. In a…
Val Kilmer Dead At 65
All doors have finally closed on actor Val Kilmer, who wheezed his last breath Tuesday in Los Angeles after a long battle with tuberculosis. Of course, Val will best be…
Michelle Trachtenberg And Gene Hackman Deaths Connected To A Celeb Serial Killer?
The Zionist entertainment industry was shaken this week by the sudden passing of two beloved actors: Gene Hackman, the legendary Oscar-winning star, and Michelle Trachtenberg, known for her roles in…
James Earl Jones Dead At 93
Baritone black man actor James Earl Jones has tragically died today at the tender age of 93. While authorities have not yet released a cause of death, there is talk…
O.J. Simpson Dead At 76
Beloved American sportsball player and actor O.J. Simpson has died today at the tender age of 76 as a result of hand suffocation from wearing gloves that were two sizes…
