Sofia Vergara Nude Selfies Celebrating Being Single -
Actress Sofia Vergara recently announced that she is getting divorced, and to celebrate her return to single life she appears to have released the set of nude selfie photos below.
Only a lecherous latina like Sofia would see it as a good thing that she has once again failed to please her husband and was kicked to the curb… And while in her heyday in her heathen homeland in the Mexican nation of Colombia she was drug kingpin concubine material, now as a banged out old hussy she’d be lucky to be street dealer’s side piece.
Yes, Sofia may be fantasizing about all of the new strange dick she is going to take, but she is going to be in for a rude awakening when she finds out that the market for her services ain’t what it use to be.
However all hope is not lost, for she has shown that she possesses a certain skill set by hauling around those enormous udders her whole life (as we can see from the enhanced photo from her younger years above), so she may still be able to find work during harvest season on a Muslim poppy plantation.
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