The gallery and video below constitute the ultimate compilation of busty British SI swimsuit model Penny Lane’s nude tits and ass moments to date.
Sports Illustrated actually featuring a biological woman, let alone a white one with enormous udders like Penny Lane, is certainly a radical shift for the magazine after going “woke” over the past few years.
And why, you ask, this sudden embrace of a halal specimen of female livestock? It is due to none other than the tangerine-tinted tyrant, the Orange Overlord Trump, whose forthcoming “executive order” will reportedly mandate that all so-called men’s magazines’ must feature sexually desirable big-breasted blonde bombshells or face a crippling 1000% tariff, calling this order “yugely vital” and “tremendous for our country”.
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